Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts :: Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

When someone sees you crying, and ask: "Are you sad?" Punch them in the face, and ask: "Are you okay?"

Have ever needed a hug and just been too afraid to ask for one?

I have an awesome idea, but first I'll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?

Thank you to my friends that understand that I have a demanding reality and that I'll get back to them when I have the chance

If I seem distant to you it means one of two things either I don't like you or I like you too much. Choose which ever one you wish. I'll never tell which it is.

I'm going to play with the sparkly purple apes and shiny yellow unicorns. Anybody want to come? We are going to visit the Red Leprechaun...

A B C D LSD flying rabbits are after me some are blue some are pink some are crawling up the sink

what had happened was..there were these three ninjas and a blue monkey and well it really wasn't my fault..

Gummy bears are chasing me One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!

I seem to have lost my mind. Could you look in your couch cushions for it and let me know if you find it?

Since when did men come equipped with vaginas?

tired and going to bed early tonight miss everyone

Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try

Overtime day!

If making me cry was what you were going for you win (y)

yep still feel like crap :(

feeling sickish wish someone would come take care of me

I hope you get run over by a bus and then a bear eats your face

You don't know the power that you have with that tear in your hand