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My penis is the size of a peanut. have you seen it? Fuck no you aint seen it!! Its the size of a peanut!!!
you might win some but you really lost one, you just lost one. its so silly how come. when its all done, did you really gain from what u done done? its so silly how come you just lost one
*in my William Shatner voice* CAPTAINS LOG: STARDATE 3-6-2-0-1-6,
*in my William Shatner voice* CAPTAINS LOG: ITS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND SISTEEN AND WE'RE HEADED TO THE RINGS OF URANUS WITH MASSIVE LOADS OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE OUT THE KLINGONS....
Many would love to see me gone.....wel
on some different shit now.......ei
i got one question for all you doubters....
Just found out i lost someone very close to me. Unkle Dallas...you
There's not a day that goes by where i dont think about you and the times we had, good and bad. i still remember days of riding in your dump truck, the big rig, and of course cant forget the live shows and softball tourneys. those were some of the greatest times of my life simply because it was times i got to spend with you. i wish i could say it has gotten easier but it hasn't. i miss you dad. i love you and happy birthday!! R.I.P. TOMMY "THE CANDYMAN" FIGURES
My new years resolution: I will not get my peen stuck in the night deposit slot or the late book return slot at the library anymore :D
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