No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow. Euripides

Every man over forty is a scoundrel. George Bernard Shaw

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no! John Belushi

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. David Frost

Film spectators are quiet vampires. Jim Morrison

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry Ward Beecher

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The present is a point just passed. David Russell

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. Buddha

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. Javan

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. Mitch Hedberg

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. Francis of Assisi