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jaysd's Status
It doesn't get better than OZZY!!!! He never gets old!
Jan 5, 2018comment
When you taste it for the first time but only wanted a bite, but now you can't stop eating it.
Jan 4, 2018comment
When you catch a female staring at the front of yours jeans several times and she just grins and continues.
Dec 22, 2017comment
Curious, What would be your response if someone said they just wanted to go down on you as much as you wanted. they didn't need, want, or desire anything in return. They aren't creepy or dirty.
Dec 11, 2017comment
when you try and not look at revealing pictures of folks but catch yourself peeking.
Dec 9, 2017comment
I finally broke a little 49 and hit 50 on here wow I think I've been there forever. I guess it's cause I don't really play the game like everyone else in the morning or just for fun, friends, and to pass the time when I'm deployed.
Dec 2, 2017comment
Happy thanksgiving to you all :) so thankful. Anyone have any funny festive pictures for today? I need some laughter :))))
Nov 23, 2017comment
What's on your mind? Happy thanksgiving to you all :) so thankful
Nov 23, 2017comment
You women crack me up! So open with it! "Can you compete with my toy" sends picture of toy. This site cracks me up and keeps things very interesting. Love the inbox messages they are fun to say the least.
Nov 12, 2017comment
Veterans Day, first time I've ever gotten a message with someone saying they would let me go down on them for Veterans Day. :-) You guys crack me up on here LOL
Nov 11, 2017comment
Happy Veterans Day
Nov 9, 2017comment
Four day weekend starts now :-) it's going to rain for the next two days so probably get a lot of stuff done LOL
Oct 6, 2017comment
Still not sure why I can't get to level 50...... I've been maxed out at 49 forever.... HELP PLEASE
Aug 15, 2017comment
Guess I have to be liked 1K times now to get level 50 please like :)
Jul 16, 2017comment
Looks like I'll be stuck at level 50 for a while..... lazy likes? Not so sure what that is
Jun 24, 2017comment
When someone sends you A photo of their sex toy and ask you if you can compete with it. LMBO
Jun 10, 2017comment
That moment when someone ask you for a picture, and you deny that request.But in the back your mind it secretly excites you.
May 28, 2017comment
The internet can temp you to do bad things!
May 13, 2017comment
This app sucks now! I want to be able to use it like the desk top version. I can't even rate peoples profile on here..... someone help me please :(
Apr 13, 2017comment
I guess I really don't know how this app works...... I was nowhere close to leveling up and then I log on and I'm very close again and I didn't do anything......
Mar 29, 2017comment
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