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Muggleborn's Status
May the 4th be with you!
May 4, 2015comment
Already missing Punta Cana!
May 2, 2015comment
Wow, pathetic! And then you wonder why I don't spend any time on here...
May 2, 2015comment
Drinks, please?
May 2, 2015comment
Home from Punta Cana!
Apr 30, 2015comment
Swimming with the sharks and stingrays tomorrow!
Apr 24, 2015comment
Hola from Punta Cana!
Apr 23, 2015comment
Waiting at the airport! Catch all y'all fuckers on the flipside!
Apr 22, 2015comment
Nap time, then up in just a few hours to catch the plane to Punta Cana!
Apr 21, 2015comment
So excited to be going to Punta Cana in the morning!
Apr 21, 2015comment
Beyond excited, come on Wednesday!
Apr 20, 2015comment
Just TWO days to Punta Cana!
Apr 19, 2015comment
I'm out. Not that anybody cares.
Apr 18, 2015comment
Anybody care to chat?
Apr 18, 2015comment
Fuck this.
Apr 18, 2015comment
Who does one have to orally gratify to get some attention around here?!
Apr 18, 2015comment
Evening, folks!
Apr 18, 2015comment
Why do I still bother with this place at all??
Apr 17, 2015comment
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve, I have a history of taking off my shirt...
Apr 17, 2015comment
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty ol' twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot...
Apr 17, 2015comment
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