I can resist everything except temptation.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

A woman drove me to drink – and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Being with a woman all night never hurt a man. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Life has many choices… whisky… vodka.. rum.. gin.. beer.. Which one did u Choose????

Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly 25 years to discover that I can’t play it.

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught by her husband.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.