Can a guy get a shitface ? :D

Bang my 'rang?

I need like 4 billion points to level. Help an asshole out Fu? I'd appreciate it.

I need like 4 billion points to level. Help an asshole out Fu? I'd appreciate it.

I have returned from Pennsylvania. Hows it goin Fu?

Bottomless breadsticks implies that there's topless breadsticks and now I'm both hungry AND horny in this Olive Garden.

DAMN Methany. You are aging like a bag of milk in the sun.

People say be nice, its free! Like anger isn't just as buy one get one.

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone”

Ya'll got me fucked up. Being alone is better than being around shady, shitty people.

Those fake ass a.i. photos are 100 % false advertising. No rates or likes for you.

Thats it. No more liking or voting on fake ass A.I. profile pics after today. Sorry / not sorry

All these fake ass A.I. profile pictures. Ugh.

Gym time

Ive been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin, but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

Gym time