The ladies say that I'm bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun FUN ;) I think they just want me to stop by on Hump Day lmao ;) Have a great week!

The ladies say that I'm bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun FUN ;) I think they just want me to stop by on Hump Day lmao ;) Have a great week!

WTH is WRONG with some of the men on here? Just because you are looking for a "Prison Kind of Love" doesn't mean I want Friend Requests from you telling me how you want to "suck me" or other perverted crap. Step away from your computer and go hit a gay bar if that is what you are looking for. NOT going to find it here from a straight guy smh. To everyone else who knows how to act like a normal person, I always enjoy new friends. Have a great weekend :)

Shaking my head :( Liked and Rated my Family. Not like I have a lot in there but FIVE bothered to Like and Rate me back :( So nice to feel appreciated :(

Can't wait for Hump Day in the Hundred Acre Wood and some bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun FUN lmao ;)

Off to the Boundary Waters in the morning for a fishing vacation. Taking my laptop along but time on here will be very very limited. See you when I am back from vacation

Have a super week :) Will be here on and off. Getting ready to head out on Sat for 3 weeks of camping and fishing up in the Boundary Waters

Whipped it out to give you something to play with. My mini rang that is lol ;)

Need to take some time off of FU for a week or two as real life is just too busy right now. Take care my friends and I will see you in a couple of weeks

Just when you thought it was safe to FU BIG Woody pops up again lmao ;)

The ladies all secretly wish they had a Hugh Jorgen in their...ummmm...LIFE lol ;)

Cum on Ladies: Can a Woody get some luvins? I don't bite but do spit quite a bit ;) lol

I'm always up for some naughty fun with the ladies ;) lol

Good morning kisses for Woodys Nuts always get a rise out of me and lead to interesting fun to start the morning right ;)

It's always a great morning to show your favorite Woody LOTS of love ladies. Guys looks like most of you will have to be a one man band on this one and love thyself lmao ;) Enjoy your day

I woke up, rolled over on my side and nearly lost my morning woody when I saw that coyote ugly face staring back at me. Then I realized I was still drunk and was looking at the mirror on the wall lmao ;) Enjoy your day!

They call me the Unintentional Outdoorsman. I never have plans to go camping but damn if I don't wake up every morning to discover that I have pitched a tent in my sleep ;) lol

You would think I would get more EARLY Likes...I mean GEEZ ladies: who doesn't like to wake up and say hello to Morning Woody? Have a great day!

I ain't as good as I once was. But I'm as good once as I ever was ;) Have a great day!

Show me some love for me heart 'tis as Hugh as me Jorgen ;) lol