now its time to give my pillow some head and my bed some ass... night fubers

Well well well. ..... Hello there fu'ers

TGIF! Everybody have a great weekend

Anybody in my area like scary movies?

Those arms look like they can put together some IKEA furniture ߘ

Excuse me but, does that beard match the carpet?

Excuse me but, does that beard match the carpet?

Who's going to have a threesome tonight? This lady right here! Giving my pillow some head and my bed some booty. NIGHT fuland

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza

Finally settled in Florida and i got the job i applied for! One happy lady right here

Morning all you happy fu'ers

Pillow=CHECK! Blanket=CHECK! Comfy bed=CHECK! Sexy Man to lay next to=damn 3 out 4 isn't too bad. Night FU

I got a new dog, and I named him Naked. Now every evening I walk Naked down the street.

Good morning everybody

Have a good weekend everyone. I'm outta here till next time :) thanks for the fu luvs

Who wants to be pimped out and have a cute owner *grins*

... If a flaming watermelon falls into a river and turns purple, how many gerbils does it take to unscrew a giraffe?

They use to say that watching horror movies would make me a chainsaw killer, well I can say I have never killed a chainsaw in my entire life.

if you're not with me, you're against me; if you're against me, well....... hello there. ; )

Hmmmmm