Met you as a stranger, Took you as a friend, And somewhere along the lines,..... I fell in Love

Toy Story must have been written by a woman. Who else would name their toys Woody and Buzz!!

Nice guys finish last... because they make sure their women come first ;)

On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.

say "Addicted" after every thing i say, alcohol..drugs..smoking.. what hit you in the mouth last night?.. addicted lmfao

Random thought: If you're riding your donkey and someone knocks you off by throwing a rock, are you stoned off your ass?

Thinks that nature needs to step up its natural selection process, cause there are some in this world that should be in the recycle bin.