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Sober Fu's Status
Fubar still isn't uploading my new photos the right way. Oh well, I tried.
Aug 25, 2023comment
Apparently the Fubar "upload image the right way" challenge is on impossible difficulty for me at the moment.
Mar 17, 2023comment
My previous status was outdated. Here's a new one.
Mar 11, 2023comment
Happy New Year everyone.
Dec 31, 2022comment
The new Architects album is out! BLEGH!
Oct 21, 2022comment
So, I have a kazillion blasts that Fubar has given me... apparently one of them is for 30 days? I might have to think of something clever...
Oct 19, 2022comment
I really like the [INSERT NEW BLING NAME] bling.
Jan 27, 2022comment
This is my favourite store on the Citadel.
Oct 18, 2021comment
If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this thread as I walk away...
Sep 20, 2021comment
My neighbours are torturing me by way of Imagine Dragons.
Sep 17, 2021comment
Let me know if you catch my profound blast in the wild.
Aug 20, 2021comment
I often wonder what my chin looks like these days, but I also like having a beard. It's quite the predicament.
Apr 9, 2021comment
Half a star of fame; I'm a cult classic. Just how I like it.
Mar 6, 2021comment
Well, I guess I'm back... Sort of.
Dec 8, 2020comment
You celebrate nothing to feel a-okay.
Aug 31, 2020comment
So... Anyone here like Bad Religion? They're my favourite band.
Jul 13, 2020comment
I keep missing all these coin sales. Oh well... Maybe next week.
Jun 19, 2020comment
Don't forget to hit the notification bell... Oh wait, wrong platform.
May 30, 2020comment
Fuck wisdom teeth.
May 8, 2020comment
Guess I'll be on here a little more often now.
Mar 19, 2020comment
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