Well guess who's sobered up and finished with hunting season?? Not me

I'm much to old to feel this damn young.....

Try not to look so pretty You're lovely but it's just me. Please don't look so pretty And I'll try not to be a fool

She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly

It's a The Flaming Lips kinda evening!

Today's advice.... "Always lick it before you stick it".

After seven years I'm finally taking a vacation without my lil boy. Watch the fuk out world!!

Let's fall to pieces together

Glad to be back on here and see all my beautiful friends!

Last good deed of the year is done, gonna be a bad boy rest of year

This is your captain speaking, sit down, shut up, and hold on. Its gonna be a wild ride tonight!

She's hotter than a fresh fuked fox in a forrest fire

I kissed a girl n i liked it!!

Bored as hell

Hey I don't see how u could ever be anything but MINE

I wanna kiss you all over and over and again

If Heaven ain't alot like Dixie i don't wanna go

Can i slide on your slip n slide gurl

Everyone can calm down and have a wonderful day cause daddies back ;)

Im having daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon. And every night you make my daydreams come true