Men...Once you give them your love, the power to hurt you, you are lost ready to do anything to please them even at the loss of self...Well not I, surely not I

My pussy is like crack....first hit is free to get you hooked...then you gotta pay up

BEWARE: Jackasses are at their sweetest right before they attack with their jackassness again

playing hide the sausage...guess which hole

My favorite game of all time is...hide the penis

Men...Once you give them your love, the power to hurt you, you are lost ready to do anything to please them even at the loss of self...Well not I, surely not I

My pussy is like crack....first hit is free to get you hooked...then you gotta pay up

SOO...saw this talk show today about chicks having sugar daddys. They made it sound really easy...maybe I need me one of them

Women will lose a great deal to keep love, even themselves totally...well not I, surely not I

hitting that thingy they call a gym

I can only please one person a day, today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either

"Would you call me and help me beat off?" Is the Pope a protestant? Does the Queen clean the loo? Is Manchester United poor? "huh?" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "k"

Why can't I friggin post a MUMM?!?!

I'm strong I'm weak, I'm loved I'm hated, I'm envied I'm jaded...above all I survive

Crazy how after leaving a cheating bastard I get on fubar after years of not even thinking about it lol

looks like I only need my buzz meter full to level up

It says dry, but I'm totally shit faced

I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either.

what good is a man when he's no good? having a man is totally overrated...until you find one that's good. if you find one let me know, so i can congratulate you on your good find and hate you all at the same time.

Men, Once you give them your love, the power to hurt you, you are lost, ready to do anything to please them even at the loss of self~~ Well not I, surely not I...