Psychotics build castles in the sky.....Neurotics live in them......or is it the other way around?.......either way I'm the realtor that sells to them. >:-)

I say we combine Halloween,Thanksgiving and Christmas into 1 holiday & be DONE with it.....so....Happy HalloThanksMas to Y'all now we can take the rest of the year OFF........go pay taxes & move on to Bigger & better things Yes?

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all.Im working ~sigh~ BUT it's DOUBLE PAY.....YAY :-)

If my memory gets any worse.I can plan my OWN 'Surprise party' :-)

I tried logging in on my Ipad..then I realized it was my etch-a-sketch oh well

to my A hole brother : "I wish I was a grapefruit here's the reason why when you came to EAT ME I'd squirt you in the eye " !

Golf : The ONLY time a man washes his balls between holes.

I hear Kentuckians PUMP-KIN for Halloween...is this true?

If your Uncle Jack helped you off a horse...........would YOU help your Uncle Jack off a horse?

I hear People In Kentucky have a Halloween tradition........They PUMP-Kin.is this true?

MY 'Motto' Work Hard.....Play hard...... STAY Hard!!

Have a wonderful weekend Y'all

I noticed that when you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards he keeps cumming and cumming and cumming

Ok.so I'm a Lesbian.....can't help it if I like girls >:-)

Ok......so I called the 'suicide hotline'..I got some middle eastern operator....he was extatic & wanted to know IF I could drive a truck.....so........how was YOUR day?

Looking for Ms. Right

Knock my sox off...........wash dry & put them on me......then knock em off again >:-)

Fu night Fu Night I'll see mt Love Fu night >:-)

Happy Birthday to me I am now 63 I'm working part time now that's how it must be gotta pay for this car no more nights at the bar in 4 years I'll own it then I quit work har har My new car runs well like a bat outta hell if a red blur zips past you just wacve 'Hi' & yell Happy Birthday to me I am now 63 I'd LOVE to chat longer But I got to go Pee.

well this IS weird..I logged on & got my old acct back.....sheesh