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Gearman0326Phb Founder of False alarm Ho...'s Status
Obviously doesn't care about fluffy
Dec 21, 2010comment
OK, WTF is with this lil spinning blue triangle thingy? Where's my fly-swatter?
May 9, 2010comment
Have tar, Have feathers... Anyone got a rail?
Apr 9, 2010comment
You say you want a revolution- Well, you know... You're about to get it!
Mar 29, 2010comment
OK Seriously... Is it fvcking "Free Fu-Rona night" or something?
Mar 29, 2010comment
I came to get down... I came to get down... So get out your seat and jump around!
Mar 24, 2010comment
65 MPH Winds... Here we go again!
Mar 14, 2010comment
Dear Bastiges, I hope I got a few of you fargine ice-hole cork-sachers vit dis bomb...
Mar 11, 2010comment
My name is Humpty... I'm really funny lookin'. That's ai-ight cause I get things cookin'.
Mar 4, 2010comment
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin...
Mar 2, 2010comment
Utility trucks everywhere! New poles in the ground, wires going up in the air as I type this. I might get a normal life back soon! But now, I have to go make them more coffee...
Mar 2, 2010comment
13 utility trucks are scheduled to hit the streets of my neighborhood at 10 AM tomorrow- They've already told us that if we plan on leaving before they finish, that we should have our cars someplace else by then... Crews from KY, MD, and MI... THANKS GUYS!
Mar 1, 2010comment
Congrats to Canuckistan on Hockey Gold and a great Olympics
Feb 28, 2010comment
Neighborhood wiped out by winter storm- 3 of 4 utility poles on my street are laying on the ground... I probably won't be around much until it gets fixed in a week or so...
Feb 27, 2010comment
Why is it that all my "Secret Admirers" are all bishes that are ranked?
Feb 21, 2010comment
I think I hate you. I think I hate all of you.
Feb 21, 2010comment
Nothing.
Feb 20, 2010comment
Mike is a pedophile racist and should be banned from fubar
Feb 19, 2010comment
Point whore time over. :D
Feb 17, 2010comment
OK Point whore time... I'm 406 points from leveling- Rate my sh*t!
Feb 17, 2010comment
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