Little known fact about me: I absolutely despise the smell of marijuana …. Keep it going!

My favorite number in the alphabet is blue

I need a date for a Christmas party , Anyone available??

Geez! Bunch of horny F’ers on here !

It’s getting hot in here…

Stir crazy and bored .. come say hi :)

And then all was well :)

Happy Birthday Merica!

Where are all the happy people? :)

Life is amazing :)

Hey tax man FahQ!

Tomorrow is always a mystery ...enjoy the surprise!

Im bored ...anyone want to get married? :P

You and Tequila make me crazy!

I'm going to live forever, Or die trying!!

I was once addicted to the Hokey Pokey ..But I turned myself around

There is a new law being passed where Every time you do "duckface" in your photos you owe $1000 How much do you owe?

Sorry , The only way to see my nudes is to go on a date :P

Hey Starbucks, Im not using your made up language anymore! Ill have a medium bean water!

A good day is like a bad day ..only better