There are approximately 250 births each minute, 15,000 each hour, and 360,000 each day. That's over 131 million babies born on Earth every year!

Fun fact: a "jiffy" is the the time it takes light to travel one centimeter in a vacuum (approximately 33.3564 picoseconds).

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Have a fantastic Friday!

If you can't be with the one your love, love the one you're with. Happy V-Day everyone!

New Year... new gear!

Happy Hollandaise!!! :D

I'm in heaven... all the autumn flavors... pumpkin, pecan!!!

Have you hugged a Vet today?

Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?

What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.

I sure hope you're smart... I really LOVE mmmmm, Brains!

Pink it was love at first sight I yell pink when I turn out the light, and Pink gets me high as a kite And I think everything is goin to be all right

Say what?

Monday... make it a fun-day!

Why is Wednesday spelled like that ?

Have a terrific Tue!

Polish 25 blings worth over 50 credits? Who on earth has bling worth more than 50 credits?

Say what? Don't say "chicken-butt". :P

Say, what?