Damn, I've been on here 17 years now

Do the rudebox. Shake your rudebox.

I logged in again for the first time in awhile only to find out that I've been on this site for 13 years. WOW

I MET DOMINIQUE MOCEANU TODAY

"Do you think whales are in denial about their weight? 'It's just water weight.'"

‎"If there was an award for most pessimistic, I probably wouldn't even be nominated."

KEVIN IS COMING BACK TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS.

Rupaul has such an infectious laugh

"Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. D-A-I-Y-E."

Robbie Williams is going to be a dad! And before any of you ask, no, it is not my baby.

I sometimes wish Robbie Williams was popular here just so I'd have a chance of seeing him perform.

The only good thing that came out of Vin Diesel's career is the Iron Giant.

I hope Emma Stone's wig in the Help wins worst supporting actress at the Razzies this year.

‎"The Artist is the first silent movie to be nominated for best picture since 1928." Uh, duh nobody makes those movies anymore.

"Do not have kids. Don't want dickheads to be made, dickkhead."

I like how Matthew McConaughey dressed up as Wooderson in a new music video. It actually made me like him.

Lol someone on this site is real mad at me for not putting up with his bullshit. Thanks for rating me a 1, and my picture a 1. :-D

I like how the people who give my pictures poor ratings never have photos of themselves as profile pictures.

Every day I wake up disappointed to discover I'm not King Triton.

Lol if you're gonna rate my pictures a 4 and a 5 don't send me a friend request.