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mttoy's Status
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Jul 25, 2016comment
I'm so disappointed right now...
Jul 23, 2016comment
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Jul 23, 2016comment
Spank my ass, I turn 50 today!
Jul 22, 2016comment
Today's gonna be a great day!
Jul 22, 2016comment
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Mar 27, 2016comment
In preperation for Easter, I've been shoving carrots up rabbit butts. Don't ask me why
Mar 24, 2016comment
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Mar 8, 2016comment
"Imagine no possesions" was written by a millionaire
Mar 2, 2016comment
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Mar 1, 2016comment
It's too nice outside to go to work today *sigh*
Feb 28, 2016comment
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Feb 28, 2016comment
Remember when there used to be good cartoons on TV Saturday morning?
Feb 27, 2016comment
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Feb 26, 2016comment
I'm having a bad day....I could use some cheering up
Feb 25, 2016comment
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Feb 25, 2016comment
Hump Day! No wonder I feel frisky
Feb 24, 2016comment
Nobody rated me an 11 yet today. I'm gonna go hide under a bridge
Feb 24, 2016comment
I've got an itch on my back I can't reach
Feb 23, 2016comment
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Feb 23, 2016comment
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