I don't laugh often but when I do it is because someone fell.....stay clumsy my friends :D

Ever notice how "WHAT THE HELL ?!?!?!" is always the right answer?

Thank you, the word “o’clock,” for letting me know that time is Irish.

Ever notice that "what the hell?!?!" is always the right answer???

Unless Life also hands you sugar and water your lemonade is going to SUCK !!

My mantra for the weekend: Off is the general direction in which I wish you to fuck. :D

Life is sexually transmitted.