Having internet issues.

Sunshine!!!!

It has rained so much here that I saw a Duck with an umbrella wearing a raincoat.

I got depressed because I try to behave, but I am no good at it. Then I thought,if only the good die young: I am going to live forever!

Had an ultrasound of the heart done. While there, I had the Technician sign an affidavit saying she found one.

If I had a brain, I would just forget where I left it.

Now I just need a Honey to show all the checks on my "honey do " list.

In and out today. Catch up time on the "Honey do list."

Have a good day. Back to work I must go.

Thank you to my beautiful owner. She pimped me out. When I get off this phone and on a real computer I can start bombing pics.

I need a pimpout to level please. Thanks

What's on your mind?I need a pimpout to level please. Thanks

I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go. Will check in when possible.

Burned all my vacation time. Back to reality in the morning. I think i might cry.

Have been able to level again due to the help of some good people. Thank you all.

I need to be admired to level. Can somebody please tell a story and secretly admire me anyway.

I have a new owner. I wonder if they can convince Santa that I'm not as naughty as those squealing elves say I am.

Can I interest somebody in buying me please. I need one more owner to level. I don't behave very well, but I am fun to poke and entertain with my antics. Thanks

Santa, I try to behave. Really I do. I'm just no good at it.

Have family in from afar. Time will be in short supply for the weekend. Will return love as soon as possible.