New year, same me

Two years on here as of today.

Of course I'll still respect you in the morning if you Like and Rate me ߘ

Are we friends? Is it because of my chiseled features... and by chiseled, I mean soft

Dentist and medical exam in one day. How wonderful this day is for me

Just because my man meat isn't on display in my photos doesn't mean I can't be liked and rated

A root beer float sounds so delicious right about now!

Your mother was home when you left... your father was home when you left... your sister was home when you left... and that's the reason you left

Check yes or no

Samsonite!!!! I was way off

I'm bringing sexy back!

Sometimes I feel like a motherless child

My life is full of surprises

finally broke through the no bling string of bad luck.

There's a conspiracy brewing. I've tried more than 300 profiles and only hitting the Marti Gras button and haven't received one single bling.

Just for once can someone like me for my personality instead of my chiseled body and my stellar head of hair

Does having an NFSW folder help with leveling at any point?

You know you want to

60 percent of the time it works every time!

sometimes when I'm strapped for cash, I tuck my junk in between my legs and go down to the docks and do what I call "hustle. You may be saying to yourself "isn't that dangerous and I say yes it is and that's why I charge a lot