im the toughest guy i know

el judio torrito

why does lint have a greater affinity towards bellybuttons than shirts

never too early to look for chicks

america...fuck yea

i have fubar mail

training for a tiathalon leave inspiration

more rhymin, pure diomond, tore hymen, poor timing, raw lining, paul simon touring im in...

good night america

R.I.P.GURU

if i had 1500 pics of myself id take more pics

i wont hesistate to click on a nice pair of boobs

opened my laptop and found a delisciouse treat

deadliest couch

i bit my nail too short and now im bleeding

looking foward to sunday brunch

captain becky lou albano

R.I.P. to my dead homey Prick-a-lay D.

i know you are but what am i

banned from the greatest place on earth