is running away with the fairies, if u want 2 find me ask the leprechauns but be warned i think they're smoking the funny stuff

is off to bed to make mad passionate, mind blowing, Bed rocking, earth shattering sleep so na nite all x x x

is Bored. Might go to the ER as the Grim Reaper, anyone wanna come?

A man gets on a plane with 6 kids. The flight attendant asks, "Are these your kids?" The man replies, "no, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"

do u think the devil ever sings " BURN baby BURN" just wondering

Wishing life had a Mute, Pause, Rewind, Easy and Delete button

has been put in the naughty corner by Mr. Sandman until further notice.