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Bergun's Status
My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull.
Mar 4, 2012comment
When I was young, we were so poor we went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’ s fingers
Mar 3, 2012comment
I know you can't help being ugly...but you could have at least stayed home.
Mar 3, 2012comment
I just bought new boots.....they'd look great next to your bed...j/s
Mar 2, 2012comment
Its a quarter after 1
Feb 28, 2012comment
Okay, so my head cold (that i've had for a month) that turned into a chest cold for the weekend is now and head and sometimes chest cold. :(
Feb 28, 2012comment
Does anyone have a Ricola?
Feb 26, 2012comment
Ugh, another day of being sick. Yay me! :(
Feb 26, 2012comment
Coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever......makes for a real exciting Saturday!
Feb 25, 2012comment
Coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever......makes for a fun Friday night!
Feb 24, 2012comment
Gather round me, cause misery likes company!
Feb 22, 2012comment
If we're ever gonna see a rainbow, we have to stand a little rain!
Feb 21, 2012comment
How do you say tortilla?
Feb 20, 2012comment
There's a bear in my oatmeal
Feb 16, 2012comment
Work work work.....ugh
Feb 16, 2012comment
Happy Valentines Day
Feb 14, 2012comment
Monday Monday
Feb 13, 2012comment
Whatever!
Feb 12, 2012comment
What did yo do today? Read a book of your choice? Talk to who you wanted? Eat what you wanted? Say what you wanted? Thank a service man or woman for that ability....without them....you wouldnt be able to.
Feb 9, 2012comment
Somedays, there just isnt enough alcohol.
Feb 7, 2012comment
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