"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars and so on ...whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man ...for precisely the same reasons." -Douglas Adams

Sooo, apparently when someone says I should 'stick it where the sun don't shine', they are NOT referring to my storage space in the basement... huh, who knew?

"What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Men have called me mad, but the question is not yet settled ...whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence ...whether much that is glorious ...whether all that is profound, does not spring from disease of thought ...from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect." -Edgar Allan Poe

"He's very slow, his reflexes are pitiful... poorly coordinated. He's in wretched physical condition, impetuous... and clumsy. He moves like a baboon with two club feet. However, there's a feeble glint of promise in his eyes... I think there's something I can do with him."

Okay, who the fuck invited Mr. white-pants?

"You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land ...there is no other land; there is no other life but this." -Henry David Thoreau

"If you kill a cockroach you are a hero, if you kill a butterfly you are bad... morality has aesthetic standards." -Nietzsche

Sure `bout that?

Doctor: My goodness Man, you're a twisted wreck... what happened? Me: I. don't. know.

"That is one of the many reasons why I avoid speaking as much as possible... for I always say either too much or too little, which is a terrible thing for a man with a passion for truth like mine." -Samuel Beckett

"We judge others instantly by their clothes, their cars, their appearance, their race, their education, their social status... the list is endless. What gets me is that most people decide who another person is before they have even spoken to them. What's even worse is that these same people decide who someone else is, and don't even know who they are themselves." -Ashly Lorenzana