Growing old is not for the weak........ ugh

Well is everyone sticking to their New Years resolution?

Merry Christmas everyone......... big big hugs

Damn i am feeling really old today....

Damn I am feeling extra naughty today...... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You know me, if I ever win the lottery, rest assured nobody around me will be poor, and I mean that I will move to a rich neighborhood……….lol

When i was 16 i remember my mom giving me some money to go pay our power bill but instead, I bought some raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck. I told her when I got home and she beat my ass😩 but the next morning in the driveway sat a brand new truck. We held each other as tears dropped down our face😢, especially me cause it was the truck from the Power Company there to turn off the lights and she beat my ass again.🥺😭😭🤣😂. LMAO yep this was a joke 😬

The latest survey shows that swallowing saliva in small amounts over a long period of time will kill you…….. you ain’t getting out alive…..

Christmas might be over but you can still come sit on my lap.......lol

Merry Christmas…. Ho Ho Ho

Winter tip.......... don't eat yellow snow

step right up ladies... come sit on santa's lap

The Dr is in, please remove your clothes and sit on the table...........

You have been a BAD girl....... go to my room.......

What would happen if we kissed? Would your tongue slip past my lips? Would you run away? Would you stay? Or would I melt into you? Mouth to mouth lust to lust Spontaneously combust

“A rabbit goes to the dentist, and the dentist says, ‘I need to pull a tooth, I’ll give you Novocain.’ The rabbit answered, ‘Uh-uh! Not me, Doc. I’m an ether bunny.’”

Damn I got more men checking me out then women.....

I like boobies...........lol

Come on over and let me pinch your nipples.... i promise to be gentle.... lol

OK....... i am here to collect on the nipple pinches...... :-)