I Don't need to tell people to "FUCK OFF" ...My face does that for me!!!

I keep MY Personal life quiet, So don't think you know me! You only know what I ALLOW you to....JFS

It's Not My job to be Likable, It's my Job to be ME! The right people will Gravitate....JS

You should give a Fuck, you really should, but only about things that set your soul on Fire. Save your Fucks for Magical shit ...js

Treat me like an Option....I'll walk like a Choice!

I'm not a One in a million kinda girl.....I AM a Once in a LifeTime kinda Woman!

Is FUCK OFF an Emotion because I Feel it in my Soul?

Internation HOUSE of ROCK Snappy's Friday Night Trivia starts at 10pm est....WIN BLING!! CAM UP!! ROCK OUT!!! Come say Hi to me!!!!! you know you wanna!! Come on ...NOW!!!!

I do not Spew Profanities, I Enunciate them clearly, like a Fucking Lady!!!!

One thing about me.... I Stare back!!!! Dafuk you lookin' at????

Sex is Kinda like Cooking...Everyone can do it, but only some make it Delicious.....

Sasshole

Snappy Trivia is Strating in International House of Rock!!!! WIN BLING!!! CAM UP!!! HANG WITH THE BEST!!!! get in here!!!! NOW you know you wanna!!!

Sarcasm!!! I Sprinkle the Shit on Everything!!!

A woman is Dangerous when she is armed with Beauty & Sense of Humor, as she becomes Irresistibly Addictive!

It's a Bird! ..It's a Plane!..No..Wait..It's just that Flying Fuck I Don't Give!!!!!

I LICK the salt, SWALLOW the tequila AND SUCK the lime!

I may not be Perfect, But I'm Perfectly Me!!!!

A gentleman knows when to call her Sexy, and when to let her know she's Beautiful

If you see your Glass as Half Empty, Pour that shit into a smaller Glass and Stop Bitching!