yep this dang puter keeps saying deposit coins but it has no coin slot hmmm sounds like us goverment always wants your morney and gives nothing in return

i use to think i was smart but then i got a computer

good friends are the ones that dont say any thing when you are hurting untill your ready to talk

wife told me to get a hair cut and the beard trim or she would be feed me dog biscuts

im a man of few thoughts and the older i get the fewer the thoughts are hmmm wounder were they are going

i did not know you could get a ticket for going to fast in reverse but i do now rofl

lay me down to sleep and hope when i snore my teeth dont hit the floor

i played hide and seek in the mirror to day and i lost

hmmm the bigger my stomach gets the smaller my feet seems to be

woke up this morning and looked in the mirrow and said holy shit who is that

you know your day is starting off right when you wake up and see the dog drinking watter out of the dish you put your teeth in to soak lol

the older you get the further away your feet seem to be

its not how buff you are its what you got in your heart that counts

nuts are over rated no one pays any attention to them untill you sit on them rofl

reached in my pocket and guess what i found........ a dime get your mind out of the gutter rofllllllll

yep you know your down on your luck when the blind date you are haveing turns out to be your x's mother rofl

nice thing about haveing a pet you always get those suprised gifts laying around rofl

went on a blind date last night was going real great then we turned on the lights dang sis about knocked me out rofl

something to remember when peeking in a key hole some one might be peeking back rofl

if it wasnt for pockets i would have no fun at all rofl