I like that I have 69 likes! Let's keep it that way. Lol!

Ugh! Whatever! I retire from this place. Later, gators!

How does one get 5000 likes? Must not have a social life ߘ

I'm in love with someone! :(

I hate that people misinterpreted my last status. Do you guys not read the whole status? Or even get a bit of sarcasm?

Please please like my pics because I'm a loser. The statuses here are ridiculous! Lolol

I'm no longer horny..stop with the messages. That status is like two months old. Jesus!

Really fucking horny! Lol

I got 69 likes! Hehehe