So I entered a contest at work,the good news...I came in 3rd, the bad news...there were only 2 of us in the contest!?!

YOU WANNA SUCK FACE..........YEA U DO!!!!

please don't send me any more drinks I need to be at 50% buzzed to level up. thank you

Ur girlfriend/mom still talks about how amazing I was/am....4 months ago!!!

I'd love you forever...but I'm bad at commitments. how 'bout a quikie for tonight and we'll go from there. :)

Ladies please don't fight... 'cause I'm here all night!!

If you were anymore beautiful you would be my new future ex-wife,lol.

If I let you grab one part of my body... What would it be and wjy??

"Too many times I've been wrong, I guess being right takes too long"

u scratch my back ill scratch urs. u rub me...ill give u a screaming orgasm,in that order

So apparently I need a big pimpin gift to level up. If there is anyone out there who would like to buy me one i will definatly be in ur debt. ;)

If you can fit it in ur mouth, it can't be "too big" right .....RIGHT?

If i were u i'd probably would want me too. ;)

i'm goin crazy with my like button again

goodnight fu-world. I'll be on sometime this weekend:)

if i ruled the world, everone would be naked.....ESPESCIALLY YOU !!!

uugghh!! i got a headache and there is no pain relief in sight.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goodnight fu-world .....until 2morrow.:)

they're called fingers but they don't fing......oh wait there they go!!