See ya next year.

Remember when this was Cherry Tap?

Visiting after a couple years away. The app sucks.

Hello

Hi. Sup? Yea, ok.

Sex and the City 3, Human Centipede 3. 2 sequels one movie

The founding fathers did meth! Thomas Jefferson had a lab in his backyard. And why do you think George Washington had wooden teeth?!?!

Hey, it's cyber monday! Cyber, cyber, cyber!

It was foggy here, now it isn't. Back to you, Carl, at the update desk.

Good luck black friday shoppers, I hope you get everything you deserve!

There's a100% credible study reported on FOX 25 saying that staring at breasts can strengthen your heart. So women don't be offended when you catch a man doing it, consider it a necessary medical treatment, then ask for their insurance card so you can bill

Peter Kadzis on FOX 25 news has crazy, cat cuckoo clock eyes. How do the other people not say anything about it?

Worked last night, school all day today, working again tonight. It makes me more valuable, I'm working on being priceless.

I'm a member of FUBAR sarcastically.

Skrillex reminds me of the music the skinny dude from Grandmas Boy was listening to when he said "You'd like it if you had robot ears" (I believe I may have robot ears)

The wall of death is the greatest addition to a live concert since the pit!

Watching Psychoville, for now.

Skrillex-first of the year, also, scary monsters and nice sprites. You're welcome.

What the F@(& is a tool tip view?

Wheelchair Cat is so dumb, I don't know why I laugh at it