If I told you things I did before. Told you how I used to be. Would you go along with someone like me? If you knew my story word for word. Had all of my history. Would you go along with someone like me?

Hey BP, thanks for the 215,000 barrels of oil you've dumped into my backyard and thanks for the 300,000 MORE you're gonna let seep into the gulf by your "projected" Aug date to plug it up. Thanks for the worst ecological diaster in the history of mankind a