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I look at people sometimes and think..for real? That's the sperm that won?
Apr 1, 2012comment
Im backkkkk anyone miss me????
Mar 4, 2012comment
what goes up must come down, what goes in must come out....the logic of sex.......
Aug 20, 2011comment
Needing lots of love......looking for a chocolate fix....
Aug 17, 2011comment
Ever been driving, and while something (leaf) flys at your windshield you duck? I do.. funny part is when the person driving next to you laughs... Ugh great
Aug 14, 2011comment
got the best ever birthday .present...my grandson was born at 420 am..8lbs and 10oz
Aug 4, 2011comment
Oh my I am old today....ughhhhhhhhhh
Aug 4, 2011comment
Why must people be fake? It doesnt get ya anywhere.
Jul 25, 2011comment
(Dispatcher) "What is your emergency?" (Casey) "Please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me." (Dispatcher) "Okay ma'am, calm down. What is your name?" (Casey) "Casey Anthony" (Dispatcher) "Okay Miss Anthony try to stay calm, an officer will
Jul 14, 2011comment
Every night Jesus rocks me to sleep and makes a promise I know He will keep. Don't worry He says, everything will be fine, for in the end vengeance is mine.
Jul 10, 2011comment
Dear Mommy, with duct tape and bags you threw me away, what more is there to say? Alone in the woods is where I was kept, for six long months and you still haven't wept. Bella Vita, is what your tattoo said. Not a care in the world, while I lay there dead.
Jul 10, 2011comment
The American flag does not fly because the wind moves past it. The American flag flies from the last breath of each military member who has died protecting it. American soldiers don't fight because they hate what's in front of them, they fight because they
Jul 2, 2011comment
The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Complaints can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. NOwhinning reporting LIVE from Quitc
Jun 30, 2011comment
If you cross the N. Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get a job, a driver's license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housi
Jun 28, 2011comment
Bored and H******* who thinks they can help me.
Jun 26, 2011comment
Its a super duper sunday the sun is shining and Im alive...........
Jun 26, 2011comment
another saturday, muggy as hell, atleast it isnt raining............
Jun 25, 2011comment
Nite nite fuland going to bed...........all by myself...again.....DAMN-IT.................
Jun 25, 2011comment
will be off and on not feeling o good today.....
Jun 24, 2011comment
Thinking about moving to Reno.............
Jun 23, 2011comment
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