I'm gonna be out of the loop for a while... I'll miss y'all...be back when I can..

If you were a piece of homework, I'd throw you on the table and do you RIGHT NOW!!! Leave me lovins....I'll be back later :D

u know what they say, sex is only dirty, if your doing it right ;)

If you're a down home backwoods redneck, stand up and raise your glass, and if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd, you can kiss my country ass!!

solemnly swears I am up to NO GOOD...now I just need to find someone to help me :D

Have you ever wondered if when you were a kid, if your mom ever gave your dad a blow job just before coming in to kiss you good night......I bet you do now!

If u woke up & saw me in your bed would u? 1 Go back to sleep. 2 Tell me to leave. 3 Cuddle me. 4 Have sex with me. 5 Make me breakfast. 6 Call the cops.

is having naughty thoughts...Now it's up to you to decide who they are about.

Did you ever wonder if camels looked down at their feet and say... Oh MY GOD I HAVE PUSSY FEET? Just the little things I wonder when I get bored...LOL...

HEY YOU GUYS....one of my friends http://fubar.com/3912417 needs 10 profile rates..can someone please help her out? Thanks, you guys are great!!!!

WOOOHOOOO!! Level 24..I want to give a HUGE thanks to TripLe PlAyeRz Inc for helpin me level...you're AWESOME!! Show her some love!!

WOOOHOOOO!! Level 24..I wang to give a HUGE thanks to TripLe PlAyeRz Inc for helpin me level...you're AWESOME!! Show her some love!!

I just want to wish everyone a very happy Independence Day ...Enjoy the cold beer and fireworks and don't forget that we are the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave....

I just want to wish everyone a very happy Independence Day everyone...Enjoy the cold beer and fireworks and don't forget that we are the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave....

hey babe. . . u wanna come over 2 my space where u can twitter my yahoo until I go ogle all over your Facebook? Or I can explore your you tube and do dog pile?

Why is it that when a woman gets pregnant all female friends rub the belly and say "Congratulations!",but none of them rub the guy's cock and say" Well done"?

needs to get laid..and i dont mean like lets make love..I mean f*ck like a porn star till it hurts ! :P

wants everyone to comment on this status on how dirty their mind is on a scale of 1-10 (even if u don't comment i know Ur thinking about it ;)....P.S...I only need to be at 50%...

wants everyone to comment on this status on how dirty their mind is on a scale of 1-10 (even if u don't comment i know Ur thinking about it ;)

Ok fu family, I need to be at 50% buzz to level...so hold off on the drinks...lol...lemme level up..puh puh pweeeease :D