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Mr Johnson's Status
missing my honey
Aug 28, 2015comment
Jager a shot glass. Some Motorhead ...smile on my face.
Jul 18, 2015comment
Remember your first high school Letterman jacket? Couldnt wait to get mine ...I'd thought I'd made it. lol. Thought it was the only thing keeping me unpopular. Then I noticed I couldnt hide from the bullies anymore they could see my name clear cross campus. Cursed jacket. Didnt help my name taking up the whole back of the jacket even had to use some of the arms. Which made it look like I had shoulder pads. Intimidating as i looked it never worked. Until one blessed day I was at the Y and noticed in my locker my coat was missing. I heard a bunch of laughing coming from the showers. a group of guys from BC were standing there I asked what was so funny they said they stole a tomcat jacket an pissed on it. I went to see, and yes it was mine. I was torn. as much as I had grown to hate that jacket it was mine. So I cowardly left went back to the gym I was upset....an starting to tear up. Some friends asked what was wrong I told them. So we waited till they came to the gym to play by then we had hype our selves
Jul 18, 2015comment
I hate sneeky people who get in my stash......Stash monkeys. That's why I always have a back up...I keep one rolled...haha
Sep 2, 2011comment
I need a big pimpin gift to level ...plz help
Jul 29, 2011comment
Fucking Rockstar
Jul 29, 2011comment
thinking I could really use a drink
Jul 29, 2011comment
Rate me...like me ...bling me...I'll give it back
Jul 26, 2011comment
GET ME DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 26, 2011comment
Bling,Bling...I need some Bling!!!!!!
Jul 23, 2011comment
Fuck her in her dreams , make her cum true.
Jul 23, 2011comment
Hello party people....whata night it was!
Jul 17, 2011comment
Not much going on around here...Off work..outta the shower...feeling fresh.What next...hmmm
Mar 23, 2011comment
blah
Mar 1, 2011comment
I could say so much....but I don't go there ..cause I don't want to
Sep 5, 2010comment
somebody cheer me up..having a bad day.
Aug 12, 2010comment
hanging at the house for now...we'll see about later!!
May 17, 2010comment
doing shit..keepin busy
Apr 4, 2010comment
chilling after class bored hit me upp if ya wanns chat
Feb 8, 2010comment
GO BIG BLUE!!!
Jan 12, 2010comment
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