There are 4000 islands that make up the country of Japan.

One evening Terry went over to his boy Tony's house to play cards with some friends. Terry sat directly across from Tony's wife. Terry dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Tony's wife had her

I really miss my dad today..........

Just when I thought I missed you, I realized it was just me needing to take a massive dump.

Why must all the awesome women live so far away??

Rest in Peace Gary Coleman.

People will forgive you for anything except daring to live your own life without their approval." Kate Kinsey

She's only out of your league if you are impressed by her................

Big girls are sexy........... and yummy!!

I am not led, I lead.

I salute Garrett Morgan, the inventor of the gas mask and traffic light, in honor of Black History Month.

Happy Mother's Day