Make It Nasty

laters baby

If you feel the urge to poke me...at least lick me first

Just cause Im nice to you, doesn't mean I wanna get with you

They say it not the size of ship but the motion of the ocean but baby when the ship is big...DAMN the ride is so much better :)

Guy: Do you want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind...it's too long! Girl: Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind...you'll never get it!!!

U + Ur hand tonite!!!!

Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holdin' back the wind

Yay!!!!! It's my Friday!!

DORK!!!!!

Stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

If you always feel like you are getting the short end of the stick... maybe it's time to stop blaming everyone else and take a look at yourself. MJ said it best. Take a look at the Man in the Mirror.

Feeling good

ROLL TIDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone else tired of all this "Poking"? Seriously, can we please get a "Spank Me Daddy" button?

Procrastination is like masturbation -- it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only screwing yourself...

Santa Baby, slip a Harley under the tree for me :)

So raise your glass if you are wrong In all the right ways

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!

MARCO!!!!!!!!!!