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VicariousMartyrDamien's Status
And I'm done with this
Jun 12, 2010comment
Lost my phone, lost my passwords and stuff, FML bad days lol
May 9, 2010comment
I grow tired of insubordination. If I am one of your god's unwanted children then so be it! I rise as the demon himself!
Apr 22, 2010comment
I need help fixing this damn profile I need to know what to put up now...damn it!
Apr 3, 2010comment
my profile fucked up so I am fixing all of it...damn it
Apr 2, 2010comment
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Mar 29, 2010comment
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Mar 26, 2010comment
We're all living in Amerika, Amerika ist wunderbar
Mar 26, 2010comment
We're all living in Amerika Amerika ist wunderbar
Mar 26, 2010comment
Hey all thought I update my playlist a little, if you spare a moment, just listen and tell me what you think
Mar 23, 2010comment
When your god gives you lemons, you "FIND A NEW GOD!"...that gives you vodka and something to mix with it
Mar 18, 2010comment
I think it's true what they say "If one can wait, wait on one"
Mar 8, 2010comment
Civilization is over, elect the dead
Jan 5, 2010comment
Listening to music, making some new cds
Jan 4, 2010comment
woooooot
Jan 1, 2010comment
NEED A DRINk!!!! NEW YEARS!!!
Dec 31, 2009comment
The world of logos, I am here looking at the skies over sactown
Dec 30, 2009comment
The world of logos, I am here looking at the skies over sactown
Dec 23, 2009comment
I lost my cell phone!!! FML!
Dec 22, 2009comment
hungover....omg...
Dec 22, 2009comment
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