Is there any place more lonely than a hotel 1000 miles from home? Going to Indiana. Please somebody shoot me! Is this election gonna be "Meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss." or, the devil we know? Do porn DVD's have subtitles? Think it's not so bad being drunk? Ask a glass of water sometime. Yes, the Earth sucks. If it didn't, we'd all fall off! Buy stock in Anhueser Busch cuz I fell off the wagon! I have the body of a 25 year old. I keep it in a chest freezer in the basement. Got a job, finally! This domesticated life stuff is driving me NUTS! Looking for a job is hard work! It's DAMN hot here in South Fla! It is a good day to sing, dance, cry, laugh, smile, eat, drink, and do all the things that make us feel ALIVE! G'nite ya'll! See ya later! Why do we call them apartments when they are stuck together? Maybe we should call them attachments. Let me up, I've had enough. |
