"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. ALL of them. The ground begins to rumble as 3 billion boys pour over the hills in a huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. The entire city is razed to the ground. The sound of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with haunted, hallow eyes. What have I done?!"

Laughter is the shock absorber of life.

"I wish that everyone I knew was dead, so that'd I'd never have to pick up the phone..."

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

"A broken nose and a broken heart, an empty bottle of gin."

Scream till there's silence, scream while there's life left, vanishing. Scream from the pleasure, unmask your desire, perishing.

I go shuffling out of life just to hide in death awhile, and anyway I never lied.

I'm chained like a slave, trapped in the dark, slammed all the locks, death calls my name and it seems I've been Buried Alive!

One day I'll find a way far from home and your baby ain't never coming back.

I never understood; if you love something set it free. No, I think if you love something you should lock it in your basement and feed it through a slot in the door until it loves YOU BACK!

*Pinch*

*pop* *hiss* *click*.....where's a pro-recording studio when ya need it?

DISCLAIMER: I can not be held responsible for my actions and comments for the next week due to a mixture of legal narcotics and herbal remedies.

*suddenly craving human brains*

Forget your angel and devil...These two guys on my shoulders are Mr. Murphy and Mr. Robinson.

She is my newest escape....She's my new solo project....my Omen of The Last Ride.

I see you, but I can't feel you anymore. So go away. I need you, but I can't need you anymore. You Hesitate.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello again, everyone. I haven't seen you all in forever! *giant collective hug*

Thinking about putting in an application for a part-time lesbian position.