What's up Dumb dumb lol

sitting back with my cup of coffee having an all day "Breaking Bad" marathon on Netflix

yep I'm still around and for the amount of years I have been lost you would think SOMEONE would have found me by now

Bored out of my fckn skull

where's the love

I'm here, but I'm not happy about it...

this place isn't ever gonna b the same...

level 100% so y didnt I level???

Happy New Year my FU friends

Somebody hold me back...I feel a sin coming on :)

The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.

Lord give me patience because if you give me strength I may beat someone to death.

Why do ppl say "grow sum balls"? Balls r weak and sensative! If u really wanna get tuff grow a vagina! These things can take a pounding!!!

I'm so happy I could just fart glitter!!!

Men: stop worrying about how to please women because until you grow a chocolate penis that ejaculates money, we will never be happy!

I never did that! Oh wait, THAT. Yes, I did do that. I did the HELL out of that!

is waiting for her kiss in the rain...

When u get pulled over 4 a D.U.I, quickly peel the label off your beer & put on your 4head,then tell cop I have not been drinking I am on the patch.

Glow-in-the Dark condoms; Now you see it, now you don't.

HELP!!! I'm stuck in a snow globe.