Nothing is impossible. Except dinosaurs.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans!

When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

So, my girlfriends grandmother did some "research" on juggalos. this is what she came up with. "chicken hunting" refers to finding young girls raping and killing them. WTF now she thinks im a demon. thats a quote. sincerely believes that i am a demonic ent

Finally got internet in my tent! it works good too

Just emailed the white house asking President Obama to publicly lose the game.

Thank you Hypnotic Trance for my first bling in like a year and a half!

So, I could give a fuck less what you rate me, or if you become my fan, or hit that "like" button. Show me theres more to your personality than the ability to click shit that has no meaning. Use the shoutbox, have a real conversation with me. Unless clicki

I ONLY DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES! and, ocasionally a strawberry yoohoo.

"Ive had many a wench by stealth, a few by guile, a number by charm, a brace by mistake, the odd harlot for coin, and, when all else has failed, I've made do by begging, but by God's blood, none by force!" - Pocket, court jester of King Lear

Everybody join my fumafia! I just started.

MUST HAVE SILVER HATCHETMAN BLING please?

I want bling! I'm poor. I havent gotten new bling in over a year. Somebody love me!

To see this great world come to and end would be next best to seeing it begin.

Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn.

Ugly today. Tomorrow, party.

Chirp