baiterz's Status |
I am a happy as a retard in a crayon factory wife buys crotchless undies to spice up love life. puts them on shows hubby says "want some of this?"
"fuck no"says hubby"look what its done 2 your undies you know it wasn't always called bipolar it once was called being a d!ck It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
ingenious. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). If all is not lost, where is it? growing old is unstoppable, growing up is optional:) The average person has 1000 wishes. A Soldier has but one, to come home safe. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my friends. In honor of someone that died or is fighting for your freedom, please post. i fell off the face of the Earth, but i'm back on now...it's all good :) If you want to get your kids attention, just sit on the couch and look comfortable. |
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