I'm back on FUBAR did ya miss me?

Do you think Greenpeace is pissed off right now that the govt. polluted the ocean with Bin Laden's body?

Sick of this royal wedding hooplah. 2 people getting married BFD

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

This being Easter and all.........I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

OMG some guy just come to my door and told me 'People are starving in Africa'. My reply was 'You can't blame me I been here at home all day'.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

A man barricaded himself in his house. Since he wasn't armed and had no hostages.... no one cared

Would The Predator make a good house guest? He's coming for a visit and I'm scared to tell him no

Ever have one of those weeks where each day get worse? I'm soooooooo there.

My sinuses are kicking my butt. Is there any relief that doesn't require the use of meds?

hurry up thanksgiving i'm ready to eat

WOW Love these fake ass people here, I'm away for a while and no love whatsoever.

were you aware that it takes 508 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

no crushes and no owners....hmmm I guess I pissed off the wrong fugods

making love to an inflatable doll is not as fun as it's advertised

did you know that I'm a legend in my own zipcode?

POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable,I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you mine

cheetos plus pornography equals orange cock

CONFLICTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!