TALK SHIT GET HIT !!!

I hate it when people cry in there status... go cut your F wrist already or swallow a whole bottle of pills and save the rest of us the torture of reading it

Mirror Mirror on the wall .........

I get that warm feeling insie when I make a mummer cry!!

Making Mummers cry makes me feel good about myself *smiles *

I hate it when people put up mumms that have to be approved. What r u afraid of!!(fu)

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

stupid is as stupid does

will they cry tonight!

Call me lil puppet

did anyone offer Roxybaby chicken

Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."

"I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself." -D. H. Lawrence (1885-1930)

okay wow people are fun

BODYGUARD LOVES TO GET PEARL NECKLACES THREE AT A TIME!!!

My mother had a profound influence on me, she was a lunatic. love u mom

After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.””