Icy Hot, my new best Friend!

After Being too sedentary for too long, I have started cross training to renew my strength and stamina. Im also doing the strict diet thing.

Whassssssssss up!!!!

I'm not an auto-mechanic but if you want me to take a look at it, I can lift the hood and check it out. Im not a gynecologist, but if you want me to, I can take a look at it for you and check it out.

Was gone too long!

My status is droppin it like its HOT!

Just trying to stay out of trouble!

Roses are red. Winos like ripple. If you insist on showing your breasts, don't forget the nipple.:OP

Hope all the women out there in fubar land get all the practice for making babies that they want on Mother's day. Happy mothers day!

When looking to get something repaired or serviced. You can get it fast, you can get it good or you can get it cheap. Pick 2

Why is it that I keep hearing the theme from the Magnificent Seven in my head?

As I have gotten older I have realized that when I am communicating with a woman, I can hear and understand her better when I am plugged in.

How you doin?

Cut the top of my right big toe on a Tomahawk blade in the night. Didn't realize I left it there. Owwww,, the perils of poor housekeeping/

Confession from a man that has to do his own laundry!-These Tide pods kick butt!

Thought for the night--It's not a virtue when someone brags about being an asshole.

Monday morning, loving it!

I am just curious, how many woman want a guy to send a pic of his penis as a salute?

Hello everybody, I need seven more drinks from Have a great weekend and a good easter.

Travelling wears me out.