An employee is having a quiet day when a co-worker asks "Why so quiet, Man?" to which the other replies "Well, if I say it out loud, it's premeditated."

is trying not to be sarcastic for the next five days. So I won't be posting anything for the next five days.

I may not be fantastic but I know that I deserve someone to call me their baby , kiss me goodnight and tell me that they love me. Is that to much to ask?

Livin the dream!!!

Anybody wanna play?

So sad when you are not wanted!!!

...the glass isn't half full OR half empty...it's just too big! Get a smaller glass and then it will be overflowing...now that's changing perspective!

Smile, It can't hurt!!!

So tired of being lonely!!!!

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Stoned as fuck!!!

Wow..... People amaze me!!!

Who knows?!?!

Just wishing I was not alone!!!

i just want someone who holds me tight ,and keeps me safe and warm while i sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that to much to ask?

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid. Therefore, when I'm being sarcastic, you must be being stupid!"

is shaking her fist at Disney for making us silly girls believe in fairy tales & happy endings ..."

Dear Mr. Grim Reaper, So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer and entertainer Michael Jackson, favorite actor Patrick Swayze, and favorite actress Farrah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barack Obama. Thank you

"Jessica is not really rude, she just says what everybody else is thinking.."

I phoned the drug advice line earlier today. "Where can I get an eighth?" is not a question their trained for."