why is it that when you see a name on here with "sexy" in it they never are? do you think if i read it i will believe it? just so you know i don't...i laugh because you believe it. lol

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman ;)

I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, what's the point?

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, & jaw stress, & suction, & gag reflex, & all the while bobbing up and down, moaning & trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing! ;)

gage's mom has got it goin' on....

I sooooo need to be loved on since I'm not getting any from the one person who should love on me!!!

i soooo need some luvins since i'm not getting it from the person i should be! :/

what is the deal with all the "men" acting like little bitches lately? if i'm not interested that makes me a bitch? well fu!!!

I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, what's the point?

thank you so much! you all rock! mwah!

I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, what's the point?

so i'm getting my new ink tomorrow night...i'll make sure i post some pics since i know you can't wait to see it! :D

alright eli....show me the love baby!

can you believe this guy on the bus watching porn over my shoulder? some people! ;)

ok...yeah, i'm the weirdo, says the guy with the yogurt up his ass

i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!

you're annoying.....yes you!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "YES" is the answer.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman ;)

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for