I have peeves, opinions and questions like everyone else. And some of my mindless observations and cliches are ridiculous, disgusting, repulsive, immoral, insensitive, thoughtless, sarcastic and just plain, downright shitty. So... let's get started with a few of those....It all started when I was a teenager, growing up in a tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. And when I looked up my family tree, I found three dogs using it. And I wasn't pretty as a baby. My mother used to feed me with a sling shot. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. As a matter of fact, it got so bad I remember dreaming I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. JESUS!!! And if I stepped on a cornflake, would that make me a cereal killer? I found a great way to attract money... work!